Invitation to a party at Casablanca station

Dignitaries and Sector Generals of the Iron Republic,

I would like to celebrate the recent cooperation between the Unity and the Iron Republic. There will be dignitaries from most of this sector present, and so it may make for an excellent opportunity to coordinate defenses over absurdly delicious cocktails.

As is Unity fashion, weapons are expected to be included in whatever formal wear you choose to adorn yourself with. I plan no assassinations, as I find them to be rather gauche, but we may be entertained by some duels before the festivities draw to a close. There may also be other forma of dancing, for those who wish it.

Prime

Thank you for the invite,

But I am way too busy between a terrorist attack on Mars, an Estrain infestation outbreak, and the Fleets of Fate.

I got to formally decline

Sector General Deer