Welcome to the Blobbish Society of the Ydyara

The Colony of Yd Ev Nar are home to hundreds of Unity Connected Ydyara. They also have a few thousand Aegelis who were recovered from being Flayers by the TRILAT. Yd Ev Nar is a currently an unaligned world.
The Colony is ruled by a Ydyaran named Scozzuz Blorp, planetary governor.

Most social gatherings on Yd Ev Nar are feasts, and the omnivorous Ydyara enjoy desserts from across Known Space.

This one wishes to send its sympathies and consolations to the recently reclaimed Aegelis. This one, also alone among strangeness, understands the trauma which you have undergone. One has also been trapped within the burning hatreds for centuries.

One will aid you as much as it can. This one will speak to the TRILAT on your behalf if so desired.

Perhaps together we can discover a way to cease the parasitism of the ever-hungry Quall.

May you give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.

Scozzuz Blorp and People of Yd ev Nar,

It is my pleasure to introduce myself to your people, and to incorporate you into the Unity. Your knowledge, hopes, and dreams sing to us, and have already added great diversity to our consensus. As I speak to you, manufacturing facilities are being built on your planet, and computers of great complexity are being grown. Your people are using the great power of their minds to build themselves a paradise, and we are happy to support this.

There are few rules in the Unity. We work to the greater whole of our brothers and sisters. We are denied little in material goods, and have the opportunity to take or make what we need. If you are acting beyond your boundaries, other connected who are similarly empowered will gently correct you. Of course, we also have a liking for duels, so keep that in mind in your dealings.

There are countless venues for entertainment, and limitless opportunities to learn. Enjoy them all and be welcome. If there is anything I can do for you to ease your transition, please don't hesitate to let me know. You have a private line to my system.

As a gift, please accept my favorites list which details the creation of 3,000 delicacies. Your Unity manufacturing and biologics facilities can provide you all necessary components.

Prime

Scozzuz Blorp thanks the Unity and the Oleifera for their greetings,
We Ydyaran are simple creatures who love good food, good entertainment, and good music to undulate to.
Many individual Ydyara have gained Unity uplinks, but I have not. That is because I am far too busy enjoying sun and surf to gather information.
They will share the wisdom of Unity. And I will reap the rewards.
The Blorps were once respected family on our old dimension. But now dimension is filled with Quall and no Ydyaran for a Ydyara to party with.
We need ships, just a few so we can begin exploring the moons of our new home.
A Ydyara makes a great pilot, g forces just make us wobble.
Will either of you help us explore?

President Blorp,
I represent an independent corporation that works through out the galaxy and I would like to make an offer to your people. If any of your people that have not received an uplink would like to I would gladly hire them on as fighter pilots. I can provide training and have engineers that can adapt our fighters to your physiology. In return for your peoples services they will receive more than enough money to ensure they have all the new and exotic sorts of food, all forms of entertainment this world has to offer, and can experience a wide variety of music.
If this proposal is meets your needs please let me know.

V/R,
Childeen Blackheart
Blackheart Security Solutions

blackheartsecurity wrote:President Blorp,
I represent an independent corporation that works through out the galaxy and I would like to make an offer to your people. If any of your people that have not received an uplink would like to I would gladly hire them on as fighter pilots. I can provide training and have engineers that can adapt our fighters to your physiology. In return for your peoples services they will receive more than enough money to ensure they have all the new and exotic sorts of food, all forms of entertainment this world has to offer, and can experience a wide variety of music.
If this proposal is meets your needs please let me know.

V/R,
Childeen Blackheart
Blackheart Security Solutions

Don't think cuz we scooshy we roll over in deals Blackheart,

We drive bargains hard, harder even than we party. I want ownership of starfighter going to pilot if they die in combat in that vessel and it is recovered. Old Ydyara tradition.
And every pilot will be give four nanite syringes and a weapon as part of their initial payment. Then they will be payed at fair rate commensurate with local Guild or Union rules.

Then you got Top Ydyaran Fighter Aces.

How many pilots are looking for work?

V/R,
Childeen Blackheart

Oleifera wrote:This one wishes to send its sympathies and consolations to the recently reclaimed Aegelis. This one, also alone among strangeness, understands the trauma which you have undergone. One has also been trapped within the burning hatreds for centuries.

One will aid you as much as it can. This one will speak to the TRILAT on your behalf if so desired.

Perhaps together we can discover a way to cease the parasitism of the ever-hungry Quall.

May you give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.

Scozzuz Blorp smiled and undulated in humor.
Plants always made Blorp happy. They grew and they gave and they didn't ask anything bad from anybody.
Scozzus always loved to party so he replied,
"Mighty Oleifera, we would be honored if you would speak to the trilat on our behalf. Our blurps and squishes will offend their fine ears.
We Ydyaran require many things to help build the Yd Ev Nar into Yd Ev Nar of pride. First a maglev elevator must be installed so goods and food can be delivered into space for cheap. Cheap imports mean more money for parties.
Please Convince the TRILAT to build five Maglev elevators into the Ydyaran planet so we might grow.
Succeed and the Blorps shall support the seeding of Oleifera on Yd Ev Nar.

Admin wrote:

Oleifera wrote:This one wishes to send its sympathies and consolations to the recently reclaimed Aegelis. This one, also alone among strangeness, understands the trauma which you have undergone. One has also been trapped within the burning hatreds for centuries.

One will aid you as much as it can. This one will speak to the TRILAT on your behalf if so desired.

Perhaps together we can discover a way to cease the parasitism of the ever-hungry Quall.

May you give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.

Scozzuz Blorp smiled and undulated in humor.
Plants always made Blorp happy. They grew and they gave and they didn't ask anything bad from anybody.
Scozzus always loved to party so he replied,
"Mighty Oleifera, we would be honored if you would speak to the trilat on our behalf. Our blurps and squishes will offend their fine ears.
We Ydyaran require many things to help build the Yd Ev Nar into Yd Ev Nar of pride. First a maglev elevator must be installed so goods and food can be delivered into space for cheap. Cheap imports mean more money for parties.
Please Convince the TRILAT to build five Maglev elevators into the Ydyaran planet so we might grow.
Succeed and the Blorps shall support the seeding of Oleifera on Yd Ev Nar.

One of the Aegelis stepped forward and extended wings of fire from the bony spurs on its back.
"Blorp the Oleifera were talking to us, not you blob.
We feel from your time dead with a Quall N'drone Warrior using your memories to benefit their Hivemind.
The Aegelis are ancient enemies of the Quall N'drone, the aliens you refer to as Burning Ones. There are many who feel more comfortable in hotter temperatures than those here, and not all of us are evil. We offer you 50 Aegelis Warriors who can aid your planet against attacks from Leyas Users.
A gesture of peaceful cohabitation"
Princepts Anand of the Aegelis of Yd Ev Nar.

President Blorp,
I can supply your aces with Aegis fighters, and they will be paid according to there skill levels. If they want to keep the starfighters though they will need to accept wage garnishment until they pay for the costs. I will supply maintenance and ammunition while they are in my corporations service, and you will find the wages for ace status pilots to be extremely competitive and the benefits package to be substantial (Beyond the pilots survival kits, with their consent, memory scans and full clones are available for pilots who perish.)

Primary duties will be convoy escort and planetary defense. Blackheart does not often do offensive operations.


V/R,
Childeen

Princepts Anand of the Aegelis of Yd Ev Nar,

This one wanted to let you know that it has not forgotten you and your people. It has recently come into possession of a small, hot volcanic world now named Calderra. If any of your people wish to expand and create a new settlement in a more suitable climate this one will provide transportation and whatever you need to get settled. Currently the planet is in the process of gradual terraforming, but if you would like to expand we will halt the growth so that the hottest regions remain unaltered.

This one is also preparing for further exploration, if one finds any more planets which would be fit for your kind, it will be most glad to bequeath them to your race.

If there is one thing we must do, we must not let the Quall be victorious in wiping out our species. We will rebuild and regain our former glory.

Many blessings upon you and yours.