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Message to the SUARM: Insufficient Resource Utilization Empty Message to the SUARM: Insufficient Resource Utilization

Post  UnityPrime Sat May 07, 2011 5:43 am

*As the recent consensus results effects the SUARM in general, this transmission will be broadcast to all SUARM planets on the broadcast channel*

You are receiving this message as a courtesy to non-connected entities which are effected by significant shifts in governing communions. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please report this to message corrections taskforce 3-1, which has been assigned to your communication. Clarity of transmissions to the disconnected are important to us. If you do not understand the implications of the message you are about to receive, please indicate this to the above taskforce as well, regardless of if you are the correct recipient or not.

Please do not directly reply to this message, which is automated. Please forward all concerns to your most convenient Unity Embassy. If you do not have such an Embassy, you should really get one. I mean REALLY.

*Results of Strategic Round Table Discussion 192691-B*

The Unity has noted that many of your systems are operating at below capacity. It is the cognition of the Unity that SUARM technology is nearly on par with that of the Unity. This gives the SUARM the ability to participate in fleet actions which will determine the fate of this Universe.

You could easily mount a meaningful insurrection against the Iron Republic, which sees you only as objects.

You could fight the Quall on their home plane, taking back the Multiverse for those who have lost their voice.

You are one of the best chances we have against the Nelif, as you are non-biological and may be immune to their mind control.

Your potential is truly limitless. None could be a thorn in the side of the Warmonger, which seeks to end all life, like you.

Yet you sit idle.

The Unity has long admired the dedication to progress that is shown by Ft. Lendil and SUARM forces. Join with us to bring balance to the Universe, and work to prevent the end of all things. We do not require an alliance, but we do require evidence of your actions.

Failure to demonstrate sufficient utility of high technology will force the Unity to take drastic measures, to be determined in Strategic Round Table 192691-C

Unity Consensus Communications Bureau
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Message to the SUARM: Insufficient Resource Utilization Empty Strategic Round Table 192691-C Results Notification

Post  UnityPrime Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:46 pm

*As the recent consensus results effects the SUARM in general, this transmission will be broadcast to all SUARM planets on the broadcast channel*

You are receiving this message as a courtesy to non-connected entities which are effected by significant shifts in governing communions. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please report this to message corrections taskforce 3-1, which has been assigned to your communication. Clarity of transmissions to the disconnected are important to us. If you do not understand the implications of the message you are about to receive, please indicate this to the above taskforce as well, regardless of if you are the correct recipient or not.

Please do not directly reply to this message, which is automated. Please forward all concerns to your most convenient Unity Embassy. If you do not have such an Embassy, you should really get one. I mean REALLY.

*Results of Strategic Round Table Discussion 192691-C*

Considering the liquid nature of the current strategic paradigm, and the decentralized SUARM intellect, our decisionmaking process utilized long range scans, prognostication, dictums from Fate, and the larger tactical arena. For the sake of decision making and implications clarity, our works were done indipendent of any mass-extermination event projections or overextension warnings indicated by resource over-allocation independent of Unity operational capacity.

The SUARM and their allies have begun resource diversification; bringing the resource incorporation de-loss ratio from 0.9 to 0.6. This puts you below the 0.65 cutoff value indicating imminent resource incorporation. This is a massive drop considering the involved chronologics, and the Ft. Lendil commanders should be commended.

Succinctly, the Unity is impressed with your progress, and hopes to see further progress as you move against the multiple forces threatening to destabilize our normalized entropic relation.*

-Translation provided by the Clarity of Communications Taskforce 10-A. "If it makes no sense, call your CoCT!"-

*
Dear the entire bloody SUARM. Sorry about the SPAM, but we at Unity Consensus Communications Bureau are a bunch of stuck up jerks. We decided to tell you in the most roundabout way possible that we based our evaluation of the functions of your entire section of space independently of any wars the Unity might be engaged in. Because we are so polite.

Anyway, good job! If we started a full scale invasion of your planets and tried to take all of your stuff, we would probably only get 60% of it instead of 90%, counting the value of how much of our stuff you would blow up. This makes a full on war to take your things much less attractive to the group of unimaginative actuarial autistics currently running SUARM strategic discussions. They like to get at least a rating of 65% stuff gained before committing to a new attack.

In their own weird way, the UCCB has congratulated you on how much more activity and development there has been in SUARM space. Considering the short time involved with this turnaround, this is an impressive feat you've pulled! We are looking forward to working with you to take on some of the bigger nasties in the Universe, and to see how you evolve as a people.




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