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Post  Admin Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:25 am

The Following was recorded by an EEF Psychiatrist from a Colonial Marine after the gunfight at the Spaceship Graveyard. It was recorded during a debriefing session.

Leroy Jenkins heard about the attack in the starship grave yard, and Leroy Jenkins pities the fools who think they can just send mercenaries to take out an EEF assault team. This Ryuk thinks he’s all bad, thinks he can stomp all over the EEF and Leroy Jenkins? Leroy Jenkins don’t think so! Leroy Jenkins has a prediction for that fool; do you know what that prediction is? Pain! Leroy Jenkins an’t gonna just sit here with his thumb up his ass waiting for another attack to happen. Leroy Jenkins is a proactive soldier and he believes that this Fool Ryuk needs to be put in his place! Just give the word and Leroy Jenkins will lead a raid to show this fool what happens when you mess with the EEF, he be gambling with his future and he just rolled craps! Leroy Jenkins is locked and loaded and ready to pound some fools,
LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Leroy Jenkins Colonial Marine and bad ass motha

The recording continues for the next twenty minutes of ranting along the same style.
The Assembled EEF Leaders looked at each other.
EEF Head of Psychiatry Brick Nelson turned to the assembled EEF leaders and said, "Sir we are having increasing numbers of soldiers getting psychiatric disturbances of the worst type. The soldiers are getting violent, and they feel the EEF High Command is hiding. They have lost some respect for what the EEF High Command represents. Right now its just outbursts. It will get worse."

Colony General Malthus sat back in his wide chair and looked over at Jeremiah Strykker.
"Field Marshall this war in space is your responsibility. The men's moral ultimately falls to you. I suspect that seeing random civvies rush from the junk yards and shooting at them was less than helpful to their peace of mind. What are your suggestions?"

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Post  Admin Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:40 am

Post Debrief response from Colonial Marine on the Subject:

Leroy Jenkins doesn't know nothin bout no psychiatrists! Leroy Jenkins thought he was talking to the woman in charge of the suggestion box! Leroy Jenkins thought her holding a writing pad and having Leroy lay on a couch was strange though

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Post  Admin Fri May 06, 2011 5:06 am

After hearing about the prisoner transfer

"Leroy Jenkins is getting angry. Our people get captured and we are going to deal with their captors? The only deal we need to make is with how much hurt we are gonna give them! But we ain't, instead Leroy Jenkins is watching as we are forced to sit here like Mrs Sands, drinking out of cups, being a bitch!
Leroy Jenkins ain't no bitch, Leroy Jenkins is gonna break a fool for putting that chair there, not my chair not my problem thats what Leroy Jenkins always say."


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Post  FieldMarshallStrykker Sun May 08, 2011 1:05 pm

In the wake of the last recording Jeremiah looked around the room at the assembled EEF brass and tried not to let this irritation show. Finally he looked at Colony-General Malthus.

"First of all Sir, if you have a problem with the way I'm doing my job replace me. Secondly thought I sympathize with Trooper Jenkins upset there are many realities of the situation that he is unaware of which make his..'analysis' incomplete. Such as the fact that I already have my staff working up plans for retaliatory strikes on multiple Kasanthian targets. Honestly you didn't think I was going to let them get away with what they tried to do in the spaceship grave yard did you? In fact the only reason we have not yet put these plans into motion is that events on Draco Epsilon 7 have taken a higher priority.

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